Welcome, %1$s. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
: Welcome to the official Airline Mogul forum. Please read the forum rules before posting!
: gundeRfmiP transMOGRIFY
gundeR - 1 (33.3%)
fmiP - 0 (0%)
trans - 0 (0%)
MOGRIFY - 0 (0%)
all of the above - 2 (66.7%)
: 3

: [1]
   
: gundeRfmiP transMOGRIFY  ( 544 )
0 and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
r20m
Airline Operative
*
: 5


« : December 13, 2017, 03:36:11 AM »

gundeRfmiP transMOGRIFY operates in two worlds right now:
Public World #3312 (St. Louis base);
PW#3178. A new hope (Cleveland base).

Below are gundRfmiP transMOGRIFY's posts from the world forums:

Quote
the gunderFmiP era (STL)
based out of the famous 'city 780 miles from pueblo'

a new airline arises

it's

gunderFmiP transMOGRIFY

get out of st louis

 

bringing to you. beloved customers, planes fully equipped with real amenities for safe and comfortable travel:

seats

windows

landing gear

air, freshly pressurized for your comfort

sometimes there's even water onboard

 

come fly the better choice

the bigger blip

get hoisted by

gunderFmiP





the gunderFmiP era (STL)
gunderFmiP transmOGRIFY is now introducing a new pricing tier for your budgeting comfort.

the pricing tier of don'tPlunderTheGunder(tm) brings to you, the best costumers in the world, ways to keep pinching those pennies you can be spending on our new fees instead:

New gundeRSTAND(tm) will have you standing in our luxorious aircraft as you soar to your destination on a budget. only available on flights three hours or shorter.

gunderREST(tm) will have you lying prone on a metal wire rack placed in the back half of the aircraft. racks will be stacked 4 high. there will be no aisle, to save space and money for you, our beloved and valued costumers.

a new pricing tier

fmiP oUt

gunderFIRST(tm) boarding priority will determine when you're getting off in the case of an emergency





gunderfmip (CLE)
the FMIP spreads out

going to the famous 'city starting with the letter M' making it the a new FmiPbase™ connecting the midwest with the mississipi river area somewhat north of the delta but south of St. Louis in other news gundeRfmiP transMOGRIFY is introducing a new budget pricing tier for people who really just need to get there:

fmiPBudget™

comes with a seat on a plane. Boarding fee, takeoff fee, and landing fee not included.



specially designated fmiPBudget™ seats come with innovative one-of-a-kind coin operated lighting, ventilation and reclining. $.56 per use per service. Nickels and pennies only.



Quality is never a wonder once you're flying on gundeR

catch you all on the fmiP side
Thunderstruck
Airline Operative
*
: 100

What goes up must come down


« #1 : December 13, 2017, 10:58:26 AM »

Funny & absurd.

I'm sure this will give Michael O'Leary plenty of ideas that he will want to apply to Ryanair.

(Ryanair being the only European airline that I refuse to fly on).
r20m
Airline Operative
*
: 5


« #2 : December 20, 2017, 03:47:35 AM »

New updates from gundeRfmiP:


Quote
the gunderFmiP era (STL)
Tired of spending a fortune on snacks containing unnecessary colors? Never fear:

gunderFmiP transmOGRIFY is now replacing boring old chips and pretzels with brand new gundeRsnack(tm)!



gundeRsnack(tm) is a nutritious corn blend brought to you by our new partners at ZeaMagnus. gundeRsnack(tm) is avaialble in several forms. Pricing below:

gundeRsnack(tm) Paste, 1 tube - $5.00

gundeRsnack(tm) Water Substitute, 1 cup - $6.00

gundeRsnack(tm) Crunch Square, 100g - $5.00

gundeRsnack(tm) Food Stick, 1 bushel - $7.00

gundeRsnack(tm) Froth, 6ml - $3.00

 

Your first tube of gundeRsnack(tm) Paste is complementary with a compulsory surcharge of $10.00. Refusal to pay this surcharge will result in immediate seating downgrade.

Eat more corn!

[Leak] Low-cost Airline Fare Breakdown (GundeRFmiP CLE)
Author: Thorvald Brennigan, News 6

The Cleveland-based low-cost airline gundeRFmiP transMOGRIFY's internally-circulated fare breakdown has been leaked by an executive accidentally releasing the information instead of his official press release. The fare breakdown was saved and shared by hundreds of viewers before being taken down.



gundeRFmip transMOGRIFY has declined comment on the situation, saying only that FMI's operations will continue as scheduled.
: [1]
   
 

:  

SMF 2.0.12 | SMF © 2016, Simple Machines
XHTML | CSS | design by Bloc